Male/Female Intelligence Quiz

1.  What is your name.
     Answer:  My name is _______ ________.

2.  If a man asks a woman a "Yes" or "No" question, will her answer most likely be
     "Yes" or "No"?  Circle the correct answer.

True or False:  Circle the correct answer.

T  F   3.  Women know (almost) everything there is to know about men?

T  F   4.   Men know (almost) everything there is to know about women?

T  F   5.   Women are capable of saying what they are really thinking -- if they want to?

T  F   6.   The Female "Secret" Control Code is: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7.

T  F   7.   The S.M.M.C.C. is much more complicated.

T  F   8.   Is it true that when a woman says "No" she really (quite often) means:
               "No, I was just testing you to see if you were paying attention, but my real answer is "Yes"?

T  F  9.   Women would rather have a James Bond kind of guy, who is (somewhat) in control of himself,
               and mysterious, than a "Nice Guy" who always does what they want and seeks their approval 
               -- for everything.

T  F 10.  Most women want a "Nice Guy" -- who is also Good looking, whom they can't quite figure
               out, and who doesn't always agree with them, nor always let them have their way -- and who is 
               either retired (with an income) or has a job -- other than watching TV and drinking Beer?

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