Relationship Mystery Quiz

 1.  A SMALL percentage of women just L___ (rymes with Dove) to be in:
      A.  Control
      B.  Charge of (almost) everything... – including the men around them.
      C.  The Spotlight
      D.  All of the above
      E.  None of the above

 2.  Most Men, on the other hand:
      A.     Don’t mind being last
      B.     Love all women equally
      C.     Like giving away their Power (to women) – with no strings attached
      D.     Don’t know how to play “Tennis” very well
      E.      All of the above
      F.      None of the above

 3.  Most women want men to:
     A.  Take (most of) the RISK when it comes to a relationship with THEM.
     B.  Be the first to ask THEM out.
     C.  Open their doors for them.
     D.  A guy who is (reasonably) Good Looking, Fun to be with, (somewhat) Mysterious,
           and who has a JOB (unless he’s already a M.M).
     E.      All of the above
     F.      None of the above

 4.  Most women do not like:
      A.   Losing when it comes to love.
      B.      A man who can’t (or rather won’t) say what’s on his mind.
      C.      A man who is faking it, and is afraid of being himself.
      D.      A man who has no values or convictions.
      E.       A man who always gives in to their wishes.
      F.       All of the above.
      G.      None of the above. 

5.  T  F   Some women give crystal clear (over the table) “Hints” to a man they “Like."

6.  T  F   Most women prefer to give vague (under the table) “hints” to a man whom they
               think they might (possibly) “like” -- provided that he Does Everything just Right
               and can read her mind. 

7.  T  F   Never tease a woman who “Likes” you a LOT – unless you are serious about
               having some sort of “relationship” with her – especially if she is a co-worker,
               or a roommate, or the close friend of someone whom you “Like.”

8.  A Woman and Squaw are the same -- except for:
       A.  Woman starts with W and Squaw with an S.
       B.  Squaws are better than ordinary women at Branding their Men -- with Hot Irons.
       C.  Squaws prefer cozy wigwams, while ordinary women want LARGE Teepees or Long-Houses
             -- and even when they get them they may not be Happy.
       D.  Squaws are better cooks than ordinary women.
       E.  A Squaw knows how to make her Fire glow really Hot -- with very little wood.